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When I heard the measurement twenty-five and a half inches I admit I wasn't picturing the world's biggest arms. Either way, it caught my attention and I looked up at whatever it was ESPN2 was airing before the British Football match I wanted to watch to see something called "World's Strongest Man", and this beautiful chest, and these, were those really arms? Not some mistake by a severely far-sighted plastic surgeon who was really confused when he performed that last boob job? Either way, it brought to mind a few of those muscle guys I work out with at the gym, Trey stuffing two basketballs into the sleeves of the hooded sweatshirt he wore and saying "Look, Manfred Hoeberl!" as he posed for us while we laughed. But, it's hard to laugh now that I've been to Olympus and seen the God Trey and his buddies aspire to be with their Anadurin and Whey and caffeine, aspirin and ephedrine stacks, stretching, lifting and posing while they tell each other "Hoeberl's got to be mostly steroids, man, just 'roids" I shake my head. Arm envy? I laugh to myself, and keep my quiet, smitten-with smile, because either way, he's still well hung. questions/comments? email her |